a rich man and a poor man were discussing what presents they gave their wives for their anniversaries
a rich man says:
-I gave my wife a diamond ring and a mercedes
a poor man asks him:
-why did u give her both?
a rich one says:
-so that if she doesn't like the ring she'll surely like the car. what did u give yours?
a poor man says:
-slippers and a dildo
a rich man asks him:
-why?
a poor man answers:
-so that if she doesn't like the slippers, she can go fuck herself

(с) "the sopranos"