из записей моей подруги про мое пребывание у нее в гостях в Loughborough (малюсенький городишко)
оставляю себе на память, но и от вас не закрываю)
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If you are a normal person, you won’t be able to imagine how harsh and unforgiving women are to themselves.
"It’s bad enough that we are stuck in a village with no 24hour shops, no alcohol after 23.00 and absolutely NO normal human clubs at all, we have to suffer from our drug-dealer incompetence. Martin is a BITCH! We hate Martin! We’ve been trying to reach him for the whole fucking day- no reply! After he did manage to call us back and promise to meet up with us and give us a baggie AND to call us back, he simply disappeared!!! And now ladies and gentlemen, I’m asking you just one question: what the hell are two normal girls to do in this situation?"
"-here we go again… He’s jealous
-what happened?
-He asked me who Jack is.
-Weeeell, be honest with him
-what?
-Tell him that it is a guy you were in love with, but he got married and last summer his wife thought that he committed adultery and that you were his lover.
-hm…
-What did you tell him?
-That Jack is just an old friend of mine.
-Well, I think this might work, too."